The Environment

A Report on Current Environmental Affairs - Dedicated to Elvar Berg. The Environment is all around us. Your backyard is our environment. When you leave your filthy toys and other stuff in the backyard, you're polluting my environment, and acting like an inconsiderate prick. Stop it. The Environment is also above us. The sky is our Environment. God lives in the Skies. God - being a perfect creature - must possess all qualities humans possess, and then some. Seeing that, he therefore must possess the quality to dispose of feces and urine, thus polluting the skies. Our skies. But the Environment is more than just your backyard and God's. The Environment is everything. Everything that's not you, is your environment. I am your environmet. You are mine. Environmentalists, wanting to control their surroundings, are therefore trying to control you and me. Environmentalists long to become omnipotent; their desire is to dictate what you, me, and everyone and everything do and think. Is that OK? If we agree to environmental points of view, we are agreeing to being owned - controlled. The single most dangerous aspect of contemporary society must be The Environmentalist. That wolf in sheep's wool. He must be stopped. That selfish control freak of a twat must be eliminated once and for all, to the extent that every man can safely say that he is acting for himself, without consideration for his surroundings. Only then can we be free.